J**z in my pants Lyrics from (SNL) Saturday Night Live

Posted by Gosu on 12 December, 2008
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J*zz in my pants  from (SNL) Saturday Night Live

J*zz in my pants Lyrics

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check

Last week – I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

thanks The Lonely Island

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44 Comments on “J**z in my pants Lyrics from (SNL) Saturday Night Live”

  • Aaron Rain
    12 December, 2008, 9:43

    nice job getting the lyrics i love SNL so great just one thing though:

    im guessing its “pay by check” not “play by check”

  • joan
    14 December, 2008, 5:41

    best video ever! =)

  • ben
    14 December, 2008, 8:20

    lmao…..who sings this?

  • dz
    14 December, 2008, 22:09

    awesome !! thnx

  • DVS
    22 December, 2008, 8:22

    I am so impressed with how funny SNL is. this video is absolutely brilliant!!!

  • fhiqweoh
    23 December, 2008, 4:03

    OMG THOSE GUYS R SO SEXY!
    WHAT R THEIR NAMES??

  • master chief
    24 December, 2008, 22:27

    i think it is actually them that is singing in the video

  • master chief
    24 December, 2008, 22:28

    there is a group called lonly island look them up

  • gir
    30 December, 2008, 0:05

    its black eyes

  • mellady
    31 December, 2008, 5:11

    I transcribed these lyrics, so credit to “mellady from http://community.livejournal.com/thelonelyisland/” would be greatly appreciated – thanks!

    P.S It was 3am when I wrote up the lyrics, so sorry for the ‘play’ typo!

  • Sixxer
    6 January, 2009, 2:22

    Oh My GOSHH this song is soo funny i saw it on SNL and i almost peed myself laughing! I also downloaded it on my iPod! I lisen to it ALL the time!!

  • Sixxer
    6 January, 2009, 2:25

    mellady did you memorize like the whole song or something?? wow… impressive!! Lol

  • Miffed
    9 January, 2009, 4:01

    Yes, Jizz is a very funny, well-produced skit. Too bad it isn’t original. Check out the Prompt Lover, a skit by the comedy troupe Sketch Mates that predates Jizz by a couple of years. You can find the site here: http://www.sketchmates.com/blog/

  • FreaK!
    10 January, 2009, 3:29

    fhiqweoh seriously? they’re andy samberg[<3] and jorma taccone!!! and akiva schaffer is in there for a moment. :D DD
    i LOVE thelonelyisland.com(:

  • justateagrape
    12 January, 2009, 4:37

    it’s deffinately not “Black Eyes” gir

  • justateagrape
    12 January, 2009, 4:40

    also Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone are in Hot Rod and Akiva Schaffer directed Hot Rod. They are all part of the group The Lonely Island as well.

  • N3W M4ST3R
    13 January, 2009, 17:47

    love it!!!

  • ti
    26 January, 2009, 6:26

    friggin auesome

  • Mike
    6 February, 2009, 4:45

    i jizz in my pants

  • jessica
    16 February, 2009, 11:35

    Last week – I saw a film
    As I recall it was a horror film
    Walked outside into the rain
    Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS

    ROFL .. me and my friend sing it everyday ..

  • benn
    19 February, 2009, 16:43

    waw,good.

  • tai
    23 February, 2009, 5:09

    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS

    The best part
    HAUHAUhu

    They’re Great!

  • Robert
    2 March, 2009, 0:07

    LOLOLOL i jizzed when i fisrt heard this song, but obviously i am more into it than all of you guys. cuase im better at it. Sorry but hey its ok to be in my shadow.

  • Saul
    3 March, 2009, 17:17

    OMG this is the best song ever got it from my sis who got it from tylor who got it from tim!!! Hahahahahahaha!!! ps. guns n roses rocks

  • Saul
    3 March, 2009, 17:20

    Last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film. Haha!!!

  • Saul
    3 March, 2009, 17:22

    Some1 right a comment i dont want 2 b the only 1!!!

  • Saul
    3 March, 2009, 18:11

    Hi Tylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha! Amber says she’ll show u this link. amber is w/ me and she says Hi!!! u should write back.

    LACEY

  • Saul
    4 March, 2009, 15:59

    Shit i ment 2 say right. im not crazy 4 writin alll these comments im just REALLY bored.

  • 2x4
    9 March, 2009, 14:51

    i do.

  • Saul
    10 March, 2009, 15:06

    Amber can u see this msg?

  • Saul
    10 March, 2009, 15:10

    I do wat?

  • stacey
    10 March, 2009, 20:16

    i ate a grape and i …
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!!

  • XInfestedX
    13 March, 2009, 1:31

    *Pay by cheque.

    The first time I saw this I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

  • Saul
    15 March, 2009, 15:09

    Don’t tell ur friends or i’ll say ur a slut plus its ur fault u were rubbing my but.

  • Duckie
    17 March, 2009, 10:05

    I had wondered what they said about the rubber =O
    and its spelt cheque ^^

  • xhadouken
    26 March, 2009, 3:43

    Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I…

  • theresa
    27 March, 2009, 21:57

    This song is really werid idk were they must have got it from I hope this really did not happen 2 dem

  • ShaeJayy
    11 April, 2009, 18:41

    This really never happens you can take my word
    I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
    Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
    and now I
    JIZZ IN MY PANTS
    don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
    plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
    I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

    ( u guys are just amazing ur all hotties :) ) xoxox if you have myspace u should add me http://www.myspace.com/iloveyoutom13 love you :) ) )

  • Chris
    18 April, 2009, 11:54

    I LOVE THESE PEOPLE

    IM A GUY IM NOT GAY!

  • benn
    25 April, 2009, 11:36

    000 you are 0

    pofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

  • alex
    11 May, 2009, 0:28

    I just ate a grape and i JIZZED–IN–MY–PANTS. lmao

  • ANDRE
    15 June, 2009, 22:13

    HAHA ” I JIZZ IN MY PANTS” AFTER LISTENING TO THIS SONG IS SO AWESOOME

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