23andme ? 23 and me
Posted by Gosu on 15 November, 2008
2 Comments
This item was filled under [ News ]
23andme – Want to check your genes and discover how your genes influence your health or compare it with other love ones? You can do it with 23andme, 23 and me is tube you must spit in. You can 23andme for 339 dollars from well-known shopping stores.After using 23andme you must send it to lab and then your genes will be analyzed and after completing everything you must wait for results from lab.23 and me is the only way to get your genes analyzed as far as i know.
2 Comments on “23andme ? 23 and me”
23ANDME: ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SPIT?
Psst, you want eternal life?
On Sale Now: from Sergey and his wife.
All you need to do is pay
For them to own your DNA.
In return they’ll give you back
Information that you lack
Genetic risk for this and that:
You won’t know what you’re looking at.
Some of it will be plain wrong
Or else you knew it all along:
But you can bet they’ll make it pay
Now they have your DNA.
If you’re at risk of getting fat
You’ll soon be clicking on an ad:
There’s always something you can buy
To treat you so you will not die.
It’s personalised marketing:
The latest trend, the hottest thing.
If what they tell you isn’t true
Read the disclaimer: more fool you.
Then, when you spend your precious time
Searching journals, all online
The more you look, the more you’ll learn
How long you live depends on what you earn.
Suddenly you’ll understand
The science behind the business plan,
The secret of a longer life:
Oh yes, they have it, Sergey and his wife.
Remind me now, why did you pay
For them to own your DNA?
When you start to think it through,
Shouldn’t they be paying you?
Well said beerbelliesuk